this girl, Sade, makes me laugh, I tell...
My mom: Can you come by here after work tomorrow?
Me: Ugh, really? I hate working weekends, I was just going to go straight home tomorrow.
Mom: I need your help, you have to teach me how to...download....illegally.
Me: Excuse me? I thought you were "anti-theft" and "illegal internet activities". That's rich!
Mom: Oh shut up. It's an emergency.
Me: What?
Mom: Never you mind, just come over tomorrow and show me.
Me: No! Not until you tell me why, I want to hear this.
Mom: Fine. I really want to download Leif Garrett's greatest hits album but I don't want iTunes to know about it because it's embarrassing to me.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mom: Just. Come over after work tomorrow, ok? Good night.
Sep 13th